cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

Double Crankin

A wonderful blowjob by a woman who uses both hands. The technique is to double crank the cock while sucking on the head.

Man she gives good head, and she used the double crankin technique.

by Tobias74 September 22, 2011

huge crank

Huge crank is another term for a larger than average sized penis.

The kid in oak 235 has a huge crank.

by Butters1369 May 10, 2016

Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes

Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.

by Ghost Badger August 29, 2017

rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018

Hawg cranka

A man on the front deck of a bass boat cranking a deep plug for bass

“Yea bo they call me da hawg cranka, I grind the bill of f a 6XD crankin dem tires… Very rare on da reef!!!”

by OgPD January 4, 2022