padlock catholics

a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.

adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!

by funkygayl June 28, 2011

The Catholic Bois

A group of white males who go to a catholic school. These bois are usually found joking about drugs, sex, and their science teacher. The bois usually have one very small kid, he is usually the most dirty-minded, and probably is a scooter kid. Then they have a very tall kid who just wants to chill, usually a surfer. There is also the one kid from a public school that poisoned everybody's mind. Then there's the creative art kid who kinda goes with the flow. There's the one kid who only reps one sport (Usually baseball. Also, the baseball kid does not understand the concept of bros before hoes. And finally, there's the kid with the same name as the dirty-minded who is usually quite.

Damn, there goes the Catholic Bois

by Bang-me-energy March 18, 2021

Cozy.tv Catholicism

An approach to Catholicism where one does not actually know anything about the faith, but weaponizes it against political opponents.

“That Groyper doesn’t even know his Hail Mary! He’s a total Cozy.tv Catholic! (Cozy.tv Catholicism)”

Cozy.tv Catholic: “Watch America First or you’re going to hell!”

by Pollypopper June 11, 2022

trinity catholic high school

travis goes there

tht should be enough

have a 0.3 gpa? thts ok

by kelly sauer April 9, 2005

irish catholic fetish

when you orgasm ten times harder because a girltold you to get her pregnant

'cum in me'
"no you'll get pregnant"
'my parents will take care of it'
"holy canoli i came so much because i have that irish catholic fetish"

by thommyw October 29, 2020

An East Catholic

east catholic: the sexual act of a male jizzing on a sunmarine sandwich and cutting it in half, putting some of it in the ass and some in the vag creating a frothy mixture of tomato juice, feces ,cum blood, lettuce ,cheese and seamen.

Bill Clinton: I was with this chick last night and she let me give her an east catholic , it tasted so good bro.

by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk November 14, 2011

catholic school

to spew into a sack of hammers

i had catholic school last week and it was great

by dave g April 8, 2003