Sprite Cranberry

A damn good holiday drink and also a way of telling someone what they did wasn't nice.

Some dude: You look like Peter Pan fucked an elf.
Cool Dude: That wasn't very Sprite Cranberry of you.

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

crank fart

explosive rancid gas from snorting low-grade brown crank.

"Oh my god, I think I just shit myself" Johnny says, after plasting out a crank fart.

by MT Sack June 21, 2003

Craning

The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.

Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!

by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014

Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.

DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....

by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005

Crangerous

A combination of both "crazy" and "dangerous".

I wouldn't try to mimic those Jackass guys, because some of that stuff is just crangerous.

by Tekiran July 28, 2003

crank wang

1.A device used to smoke meth.the glass dick. 2.When you get way cranked out and your wang becomes smaller than usual.

1.Candace took a hit off of the crank wang. 2.I've been up for a week and got crank wang like woah.Crank wang crankin.M/M

by Rubber D-nis M/M March 1, 2008

cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009