Catholic Mass

You're in the bathroom, you're puking and have diarrhea at the same time, so you don't know whether to sit or kneel.

I was at Catholic Mass all night from that pork lo mein.

by Sikuvitall July 24, 2011

Cathoholic

1. one who practices catholocism all the time.
2. one who spends extra time at mass so they can get an extra drink or two.
3. an alcoholic that converts so they can get free wine.
4. someone who gets at the front of the line so they can down the whole cup

-hey, that person just got out of that line and is going to another line. can you recieve Eucharist twice?
-naw man. that cathoholic skipped their AA meeting this week

by tushaba October 24, 2008

Catholicfarian

A Catholic school pupil who moves on to Catholic University but grows out his/her hair and wears tie dye, smokes pot, and lives like a rastafarian for 2.5 years. He/she then advance their degree at another Catholic institution - cuts their hair, attends religious retreats, and pretends they didn't try to act like they were the coolest thing on this planet for a brief moment in time.

Probably your lawyer "He's got a good head on his shoulders and he listens to decent tunes. He's a catholicfarian of sorts".

by limeindacocoNUT August 24, 2010

catholic blowjob

Where your dick is in her mouth, but you're still completely wearing your boxers. It's not sex if it's not skin to skin. #hailmary

You ever had a catholic blowjob? I could feel her mouth, but not, because of the cloth from my boxers covering my dick. Weird.

by Pharisee1101 July 1, 2018

padlock catholics

a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.

adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!

by funkygayl June 28, 2011

The Catholic Bois

A group of white males who go to a catholic school. These bois are usually found joking about drugs, sex, and their science teacher. The bois usually have one very small kid, he is usually the most dirty-minded, and probably is a scooter kid. Then they have a very tall kid who just wants to chill, usually a surfer. There is also the one kid from a public school that poisoned everybody's mind. Then there's the creative art kid who kinda goes with the flow. There's the one kid who only reps one sport (Usually baseball. Also, the baseball kid does not understand the concept of bros before hoes. And finally, there's the kid with the same name as the dirty-minded who is usually quite.

Damn, there goes the Catholic Bois

by Bang-me-energy March 18, 2021

Cozy.tv Catholicism

An approach to Catholicism where one does not actually know anything about the faith, but weaponizes it against political opponents.

“That Groyper doesn’t even know his Hail Mary! He’s a total Cozy.tv Catholic! (Cozy.tv Catholicism)”

Cozy.tv Catholic: “Watch America First or you’re going to hell!”

by Pollypopper June 11, 2022