commy bastard

a name for a communist bastard piece of shit

Mrs. Donatello: Do u have ur homework john?
John: Shuddup Mrs. Donatello u commy bastard!

by Taylor_Hub April 20, 2015

rat bastard

an completely wretched and despised person

Get off my case you rat bastard.

by Light Joker November 15, 2004

Goat Bastard

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks

Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard

by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009

shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.

Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!

by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012

Lucky Bastard

He`s luckiest man in the world for having such an amazing girlfriend that loves him with all her heart!

That Lucky Bastard's Marianne's boyfriend.

by dovepeach February 20, 2011

Sick Bastard

Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.

"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."

by Maven April 15, 2004

bastardassasaurus

Also know as a douceadactle or a tall ass nigga

That rather large nate is a bastardassasaurus, but god-damn he is tall!

by PimpDoubt HeteroSapien April 29, 2005