Retard Alert

A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.

Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!

by DCGM June 4, 2008

Albertosaurus

A creature with a tendency to attract and be attracted to incredibly ugly females. Even though it is scared of the Jacobsaurus, it can best the creature in a fight

Look at that Albertosaurus, it loves all the ugly females

by King Kristian S May 14, 2015

Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.

“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”

by Cheeefy January 11, 2022

Philly Alberto

The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.

Yo bro, how was it with Darby last night.
Sick man, I gave her the old Philly Alberto.

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

Lieberman Alert

When someone has the ideal that the violence in the world comes from violence in video games. This term also applies for movies, TV and music.

Guy 1: Mortal Kombat is responsible for violent children.

Guy 2: Lieberman Alert!!

by Sone Dude July 3, 2009

Thot Alert

When a friend warns his homie about an incoming thot or a thot he should watch out for.

"Whoa, Austin! Don't go for Jaclyn, man, she's a real thot!"
Thanks for the thot alert, Dustin!"

by austyfraz010 October 14, 2017