weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.

Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

Soft weiner

Flacid

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.

by Abe1961 July 27, 2018

weiner tuner

Magazine chockablock full of pornographic images & forums.

Bloke check this latest issue of Susu Sluts but you may require some privacy to perfom a weiner tuner

by Weeblex July 8, 2011

Gretchen Weiner

Someone so desperate for approval that they blindly follow anyone stronger, sacrificing their morals and self-respect.

You're like the Gretchen Weiner of film critics.

by Txboyinnyc January 29, 2025

Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

Weiner Slit

The part of a hot dog bun or girl where you put your weiner.

No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.

by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016

Weiner

A FUCKING HOTDOG!

A WEINER IS A FUCKING HOT DOG YOU DIRTY MINDED MORONS!

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022