Oh wait

Oh wait.....Is she a big fat person....?
From silence of the lambs.

Used mostly when you are kidding,

Other spellings include,

O wate, Oh wate, O weight, O8, etc.....

I just shit my pants.....oh wait, I mean......farted

I just got a massage from craigslist and it was a dude.......Oh wait.....I mean a blow job....2x Oh weight

by DG magee January 9, 2010

Waitrose Accent

An insult used to poke fun at the dialect and/ or accent of a middle to upper class individual, typically from the south of England.

The term ‘Waitrose accent’ derives from the UK supermarket chain Waitrose.

“The singer of Royal Blood patronised a crowd full of 15 year olds in a Waitrose accent”

by Lil.vindictive May 31, 2023

waiting for a friend

the act of meeting or seeking partners for anonymous public tomfoolery; may also imply impishness

"I saw Dave Barrow acting the fool at the mall. He says he was waiting for a friend."

by Carl the Slangmeister July 1, 2009

waitomazium

structure used to corral long lines of people waiting at amusement parks, airports, tourist attractions, etc.

It will take us 2 hours to get through the waitomazium and onto the roller coaster.

by CousinD November 6, 2010

Waiting Face

When you initially don't find someone attractive but the more you see them the hotter they get. Basically just you lowering your standards to accept the options you are given.

Bobby (First day of class): "There aren't any cute girls in my class"
Bobby (2 months into school): "This girl in my class is so hot"
Scott: "Sounds like she's got a waiting face"

by ShotScott October 18, 2018

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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Tord-

by тord March 29, 2019

waitman

1. What an Aussie would say when the kangaroos run away.
2. What and Aussie would say when his/her friend goes without him for vegemite sandwiches.

*Kangaroos run and hop away.
Guy: Waitman!

Lachlan: Yo imma go out to get some vegemite sandwiches.

*Car drives away to vegemite cafe.
Guy: Waitman!

by BruhSkinnyLegendAsianMathKid April 6, 2019