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towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
by rockinturtle December 29, 2019
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2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.
by wutfuckery January 16, 2020
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smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally
That bar smells like a wet towel.
by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020
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Toweller

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.
Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!
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pie toweling

When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.
Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.
by AliceDane April 29, 2020
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Towel

Guy 1: yo stop using my towels
Guy 2: sorry bro
by Diamond°dose June 9, 2020
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Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020
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