Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

tops

someone who things they're nang , heavy, basically someone who is like a leader and everyone is scared of them

that nathan thinks he's tops innit?

by Rachel January 18, 2005

Terps

Inconsistent; Of or relating to the NIT tourney.

Bob should fire Bill for acting like a Terp.

by Shark-Bot February 27, 2005

torp

Treating multiple things in a similar fashion visually or physically usually in an artistic manner.

Created by VTSquire on Wednesday April 21st 2004 after realizing he needed a name to apply to what he does to all of his photoshop projects.

Past tense: "He painted his house all blue with a single yellow stripe. Then he did the same to his car and his television and his face and his cat. He torped them." Present tense :"Samuel is torping his cats again"

Torp, torped, torps, torping.

by VTSquire April 21, 2004

Curly Tops

A term refering to negroes, based on the fact that their hair slightly resembles a mat of greasy, curly pubic hair.

Those damn curly tops stole my tape deck

by whiskyfist January 17, 2009

Tors

n: (1) Any person residing in New Jersey of Asian descent who has an unnatural talent for singing. (2) A Backstreet Boys member.

Did you hear Tors singing at the NJIT auditorium last night? He totally blew my mind!

by Dunbar April 30, 2005

torpedorgasm

when a man orgasms/comes/blows his load underwater, usually in the bath or sometimes in a jacuzzi or swimming pool

Dude, I masterbated in the bath, torpedorgasm style, gimme 5!

by sarge2--7 August 15, 2007