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yellow toilet brush

a highly powered stream of piss used to clean skid marks off the inside of a toilet pan
damn, going to need to use the yellow toilet brush to get that off...
by danielz666 September 18, 2008
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cold toilet seats

the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.
Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(
by fuckface101 August 19, 2009
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Robert Tilton

An American televangelist who reached a peak in popularity during the run of his show, Success-N-Life. Also known as the Farting Preacher. Knows how to stick his stick up. Thank you, Jesus!
Dude, Robert Tilton farts like EVERY OTHER WORD!
by serendipity85 November 14, 2010
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Mad tilt

Mad tilt is when your lax bucket tilts down over your face to give you maximum style.
Bro check out ma mad tilt bro.
by Chillaxbro November 16, 2011
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toilet law firm

a law firm, usually specializing in insurance defense, that hires graduates of TTT law schools and pays them poor wages and deducts their health insurance premiums from their paychecks. these firms are often discussed on sites like JDjive and xoxohth because they are considered the worst law firms to work for in a given city.
each year, the Golden Toilet Award is presented to the toilet law firm in New York City with the most mouthbreather behavior for that year.
by sginsberg February 17, 2007
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Toilet

The only one willing to take your shit even everybody else is tired of it.
Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.
by MiniMii July 22, 2012
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toilet licker

A fisher guid who catches no fish
Captain craw dad is a toilet licker
by Also5 November 19, 2017
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