Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.

Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.

by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008

clean break

When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)

There's nothing better than having clean break before your golf game.

by anonymous August 22, 2022

Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.

"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!

by MattMat757 March 1, 2011

Cleaning Frantic

SOMEONES WHOS obsesses about cleaning and would go blastic if you make a mess

My wife cleaned for a whole hour! She’s a cleaning frantic

by WORDERSLIFE October 22, 2017

clean living

Golf terminology for keeping the ball in play on fairways and greens, i.e. “Keep it on the short grass.”

Roger: “Phil got lucky on that shot! Avoided the sand trap and got a great bounce out of the rough. The ball is very close to the hole. That’s clean living.”

Johnny: “Yep. Clean living.”

by yes juanito yes June 11, 2021

Clean Plumbing

Post defecation, you use your toilets bidet to hit the male G spot. Simultaneously receiving a blowjob to completion. Thus cleaning all the plumbing.

Girl: can I clean you plumbing
Man: I have already started…

Man: I received clean plumbing after eating Taco Bell

by McMahonDingo December 27, 2022

perfect for cleaning

A facetious false etymology for the rank "PFC" (private first class, E-2) in the US Marine Corps. Since PFCs are often tasked with menial work like mopping, sweeping, and picking up litter, this term is used either to mock them, or by PFCs themselves to lament their low status.

A: Dammit, Sgt Fuentes has us out police-calling cigarette butts all morning yet-a-fucking-gain. Why does this shit keep happening to us?
B: Well, we're E-2s, and you know what PFC stands for: "perfect for cleaning".

by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011