Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024

Guardie 1: Why are you so tired?
Guardie 2: I got like an and count of sleep last night. We had practice until 3am!
Guardie 2: I got like an and count of sleep last night. We had practice until 3am!
by Voldypoo February 11, 2010

by xX666HillsideKid666Xx February 10, 2020

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

Yeah, you made double bogey on that? No, I made an albatross on this par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023

The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.
Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 31, 2025

by dilflord July 17, 2023
