Status-Swap

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014

Status Quo Champion

1) n. A person who fights to maintain the status quo.

2) the opposite of a Social Justice Warrior.

John signed a petition to keep schools segregated. John is a Status Quo Champion.

by Alice-Addams July 2, 2016

Stratos 'n chill

Snorting coke off of a butt.

Hey Sally care to join me in the toilets for some Stratos 'n chill

by Branned January 3, 2017

Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.

Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.

by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017

status mom

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

Statusize

To make something a status on any form of social media post

Friend- Bro, I fried my bakes with rass oil..they have such a wonderful smell and for some reason the same cloud keeps precipitating on my house!

Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it

by RJ758 November 16, 2018

Statusoli

• The typical guy who updates his status like a train

• Someone or everyone who addicted to update status

Statusholic

• He is a statusoli.
• Statusoli want the photoes of famous people.

by R'fangilam January 7, 2020