Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.

"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"

by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009

skeet and yeet

When you nut over the phone and instantly ignore the person's messages afterwards

Logan hit me with that skeet and yeet last night. He still won't answer my calls

by pacify;phan July 12, 2017

skeet box

A hoe-bag or prostitute type figure intended for the use of transporting or consuming any amount of skeet. Also see sperm dumpster.

So I'm hangin with my buds one night and I was feel in a little frisky... one thing leads to another and that damn skeet box runs away with my wad!

by Ben K. December 18, 2005

skeet biscuit

Its when a bunch of guys on a Saturday night get together and throw down a buscuit. then each of the whip out their dicks and jerk off the last one to skeet on the biscuit has to eat it.

Ian said, "alright boys you know what time it is," as he slams the Biscuit on the table. It's skeet biscuit time!

by jesus#1 May 6, 2007

Skeet Stain

1. After ejaculating on clothing/bedding and a stain remains after it has dried.

2. An insult toward anyone who is equivalent to a skeet stain.

1. "I woke up in the morning after an eventful night of sex and I left a few skeet stains on the sheets."

2. "Shawn, you're such a skeet stain, jeez!!!"

by Monica M. January 11, 2008

skeet bag

1. A condom, specifically one that has already been used and therefore contains semen.
2. A very promiscuous woman; a slut.

She didn't have a trash can, so I just tossed the skeet bag under her bed. I hope her mom doesn't find it.

by pullll April 6, 2009

skeet shooter

A guy who loves to ejaculate/cum on people or things.

He's a skeet shooter!

by RandomGuy March 28, 2005