Sholacoaster

Offering the worst sex imaginable

I’m the sholacoaster

by Hyeeena January 9, 2020

Shelf

Short for “shit myself”

Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro

by CronchyApple May 5, 2020

shalfraz

Someone who’s always there no matter the situation. Respects both men and women. Over protective about family so don’t fuck with him. Best basketball shooter in the game.

Hey Shalfraz can shoot

by Shralaa June 2, 2020

Shelfavore

Someone who consumes any food that has been hanging around in the house , maybe from the back of the shelf or the back of the fridge.

Since the pandemic started, I have become a total shelfavore.

by Wepickem April 4, 2020

shelfish

How da Walrus and Carpenter acted towards da naively-trusting oysters when --- after supposedly inviting dem to merely come along for a sparkling-conversation-filled beach-stroll --- da gluttonous duo ended up heartlessly chowing down on said hapless salt-water bivalves.

Lewis Carroll's famous "seaside shenanigans" poem is a good morals-lesson-teaching essay for young children, since it shows them how wrong it is to be shelfish.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020

Shelf

A unit of a man, very solid individual.

Oi gdem, Dave is built like a shelf.

by wettiebix September 10, 2020