secret war

Sex acts; refers to the sounds of sex as heard from another room.
" Sounds like Bob and Sheila next door are having a secret war again."
by Heather Witherden July 29, 2007
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Box of Secrets

When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.
When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.
by ChaosDemon January 12, 2011
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Phresh Secret

An sexual act in which a woman puts on an unusual amount of gel or roll-on deodorant underneath her arm and the male proceeds to place his member inside the armpit for sexual stimulation. Can be performed from in front or in back, personal preference. The PH is because its strong enough for a man, but balanced for the woman.
Amanda just showered and didn't have time for a blowjob, so instead she gave Clark a Phresh Secret to shut him up.
by Pheenomz April 08, 2009
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Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser
by Swoned.com August 08, 2003
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double secret

double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.
Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.
by Lava October 28, 2004
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Secret show

Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.
If Bob were to know my secret show was The Amanda Show he'd kick my ass
by aztechy July 01, 2010
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Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 09, 2017
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