Schittone

Italian slang word for a sudden bout of diarrhoea .

Subito dopo quel gelato mi è venuto uno schittone esplosivo! È stato terribile!

Just after that ice cream I got a explosive bout of diarrhoea! It was terrible!

by cacadoie February 18, 2021

Schnatter

The act of soiling one's self after consuming low quality chain store pizza.

Philip: "Oh no, I ate Papa John's, and now I have the bubble guts!"
Gwendolyn: "Fuck, Philip! Don't Schnatter yourself in my Elantra!"

by Bittah Cupcakes March 8, 2021

Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.

Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing

by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021

Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

Schitznel

A made-up word that has no meaning or value and is used to make people look this up and waste their time.

Go search up Schitznel on the Urban dictionary.

by Pointless info January 29, 2021

Schmitty

Black out drunk, no recollection.

Those shots got me Schmitty

by BoozeKid June 16, 2021

Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021