there is no spoon

A line made popular by the movie The Matrix, in responce to someone asking for, holding, or even talking about a spoon.

"Dude, can you hand me a spoon?"
"There is NO SPOON!"

by MatrixFreak January 20, 2004

spoon

utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food

I used my spoon to eat cereal this morning for breakfast.

by Phillis1 May 20, 2005

Spoon Daddy

The owner, or "Daddy" of a Speen. The Spoon Daddy is meant to keep its Speen out of trouble, for once the parasitical Speen is attached, it can not be rid of.

"Damn, Carl's Speen is really getting out of hand. Yeah, he really needs to step up and be the damn thing's Spoon Daddy."

by speenshit March 10, 2017

ass spoon

A spoon you gift to somebody who deserves nothing more in life than to eat a healthy portion of your ass.

Somebody is so stupid or just plain below you, that you want them to eat shit. Ass Spoon

by Snoosnoo November 23, 2013

Turn Around Rusty Spoon

Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".

"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"

by Mr Elder October 9, 2019

The Wooden Spoon

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.

"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"

by Nicko Tay July 5, 2020

spooned

Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.

did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.

by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009