secret recipe

The best food a man makes when his woman is sick or hurt or he just loves them so much

Stephen pulled out his secret recipe potatoes and carrots and rushed across town to deliver them to Mandy and Cooper when she fell and got hurt after a hot shower.

by deef jung October 16, 2017

Box of Secrets

When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.

When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.

by ChaosDemon January 13, 2011

Secret tunnel

It’s your period tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020

Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 7, 2003

Secret show

Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.

If Bob were to know my secret show was The Amanda Show he'd kick my ass

by aztechy July 6, 2010

Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)

Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 9, 2017

double secret

double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.

Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.

by Lava October 27, 2004