Scioscia

Warm toffee, caramel mocha, hot mama with an attitude. Doesn't put up with bs and loves people. Christmas decorating and scrap-booking are key.

That girl tastes like scioscia!

by CAPML October 18, 2010

Scissors

a tool used to remove foreskin

Priest: "yo you got any scissors my dude?"
God: "yeah bro cut off the foreskin"

by Stanky Stanley December 2, 2019

edward scissor hands

A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.

The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004

Scissors

a term used to add confusion to a conversation or in response to a question that is either not relative to the conversation, unclear in nature, or could not be heard due to mumbling

(Question) What's up with that?
(Jeff) "Scissors"

(Statement "mumbled") That strange guy who got laid off is back in the office....
(Jeff) "Scissors"

by jkoc March 7, 2007

Running with scissors

A way to text some one that you are getting high or are high without actually saying so directly. You know you shouldnt do it but its so much fun when you do.

Stoner:"Duuuude, im totally running with scissors right now!"

Lame Friend:"Isnt that bad or illegal or something?"

Stoner:"Ya, something like that... but its fun so i do it anyway

by J ROCK x7 July 24, 2010

Scigence

The pursuit of scientific knowledge and truth interrupted by political agenda, being a combination of two words: Science and Agenda. Pronounced Sci-gence. One who practices scigence is referred to as a scigenist. During the current reign of scigenists, if you speak out against scigenists for any reason your grant funds will not be approved, your good work will not be given publication or peer review and you will be left off all coaktail party lists.

Scigence would likely say: "The proof is now in","Global warming is "Man's fault" and "We can and must fix Global Warming" are currently in vogue examples along with "Kyoto Accords will make a notable change in weather".

by Rich Buckley December 13, 2008

Lesbian scissor hands

Making a scissor with motion while having a lesbian on each hand.

Dom:Bro I had a lesbien on each hand last night.
Jake: damn bro lesbian scissor hands!!!

by Bid dick michale November 9, 2017