Rule 52

The correct amount of times your allowed to be called before being taken off the list. Rule 52 also includes Rule 53 a motion to reconsider to be taken off the call list.

"are you aware of rule 52?'

by Smackerman33 June 7, 2023

Tight Rules

Meaningless phrase that sounds hip enough for nobody to question it. This enables you to sound like you have your finger on the urban pulse when in reality you sit in your country house all day playing classical music and looking at your monkey puzzle tree. Can be used as a response to pretty much any statement, depending on it's infliction.

1. (positive infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Hey! We've scored some buzz on the dip with the floonies up whitespit!
You(not comprehending): Tight Rules!

2. (negative infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Spuz monkey, dude. Our hicks got our number and now we fry in twenty-five, you ringin' what we jack?
You: Tight Rules, man. Tight Rules.

by Turnip Song May 13, 2005

Decade Rule

When you cannot reveal a secret because it is so sensitive, it will offend those around you. By citing the decade rule, in doing so you agree that ten years from that date you cite it, you will reveal the secret.

Me: Ross, where were you last night?
Ross: I'm citing the decade rule on this one
Me: Damn, I'll mark the date

by E Daddy December 15, 2009

hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.

Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels

by Sharpshooter761 December 20, 2010

ool rule

The number one rule of any pool. No pee (p) in my pool.

"Welcome swimmers! This is my pool. In my pool we have rules. The number one rule is the ool rule. As u can see, there is no pee (p) in my pool, let's try to keep it that way."

by CBolton99 August 20, 2013

Craft Rule

The Craft Rule states that if you play a video game with the word "craft" in it, then you are at least partially a nerd.

Man 1 - "Dude, you want to play Minecraft, Starcraft, or Warcraft? I have them all at my house."
Man 2 - "No, and you really need to respect the craft rule."

by DTthe4th October 1, 2013

Ernesto Riley

As a proponent of Mitakuye Oyasin, Ernesto Riley does not teach what he knows, but instead teaches what he is learning to his Twitter followers.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matthew Davis.

by Faith Walker September 4, 2014