{Joe & Josh are at the baseball stadium; Joe has the "cheap seats"}
Josh: Hey Joe, how's the weather up in the nosebleed section?
Joe: HUM MY ROD Josh!!!
Josh: Hey Joe, how's the weather up in the nosebleed section?
Joe: HUM MY ROD Josh!!!
by Telephony June 21, 2011
rods from god (n) - used to describe a first strike offensive weapon 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter tungsten rods dropped from an orbital bomber, which strike the target travelling at 36,000 miles per hour (about mach 15). They generally carry no explosives, their sheer kinetic force is more than enough to penetrate the deepest bunker and completely annihilate anything it strikes.
"They think they're safe in their bunker but wait until a HIMEOBS operative drops some rods from god on them from an orbital bomber."
by Commander Guinea August 12, 2006
This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.
Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.
Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”
Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”
Little Janie: *muffled cries*
Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”
Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”
Dad: “Daddy loves you”
Audience: “Awww”
*end scene*
Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”
Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”
Little Janie: *muffled cries*
Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”
Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”
Dad: “Daddy loves you”
Audience: “Awww”
*end scene*
by cocktupus January 06, 2021
by earthstore August 05, 2010
A stripped down or highly customized vehical of vintage nature... Often alot of horsepower goes hand in hand with this vehical, not to be confused with its lesser counter part the ratrod,the hot rod car is very well planned out and done nicely with a good looking paint job... They usualy attract alot of attention from common folk and the cops but this will always be one bad ass vehical
by Tower09 November 22, 2016
An act of oral sex performed upon a male, in which the individual performing the act has half a mouthful of a warm or hot beverage, including but not limited to: coffee, tea, hot chocolate, tabasco sauce, or chicken noodle soup.
'Hey Ryan! What's with the ice pack?'
'That girl gave me a Cincinnati Hot Rod last night. It's gonna burn for weeks, but it was totally worth it.'
'That girl gave me a Cincinnati Hot Rod last night. It's gonna burn for weeks, but it was totally worth it.'
by Elipses S Grant October 15, 2013
The act of doggy style sex that includes a couple of "accidental" swift yet violent thrusts into the girls anus.
by barchizer February 27, 2014