dutch reach

Ill-considered government safety initiatives, undertaken by woke media types, that introduces sexual innuendo without intention or satire.

Those dopey twats have only gone and done it again - dropped a dutch reach into the cycle safe campaign!

by geoff beef January 26, 2022

Irish ReachAround

An Irish ReachAround is when doing someone from behind, you administer an object (usually a dildo) up your own anus.

John had all the fun last night, he gave himself and Irish ReachAround.

by frubly March 27, 2007

Reaching

The act of doing absolutely nothing but playing Halo Reach. Usually one "Reaches" instead of doing more important things like schoolwork or important dates.

Burnie: "Hey Geoff, did you finish that render i asked you to do a few weeks ago?"

Geoff: "Sorry, but i've been reaching every night."

Burnie: "Amen to that. I missed my kid's fourth grade play because of my reaching."

by SecretJustin October 7, 2010

reach rage

The rage that is experienced after getting hyped up about Halo: Reach when watching game trailers and game videos and realizing that September 14 IS FOREVER AWAY!!!!!!

After watching the demos for the Halo: Reach version of firefight i experienced reach rage when i looked at my calendar and saw that it was a month until release day.

by dillony September 4, 2010

reach around the park bench

Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy

While mom cooked ,you would reach around the park bench burying your sausage in Betty's pussy

by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022

australian reacharound

when you are receiving a harmless reacharound and just before you nut, they jam a thumb in yr land down under and they scream good day mate

I'll take your hand job, but I ate Mexican so no australian reacharound, please.

by u8675399 December 29, 2015

Punjabi Reach-Around

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a man of Punjabi (or, more generally, Indian) background reaches around the backside of a woman and puts his finger in her butt.

Puneet tried to give me the old Punjabi Reach-Around again the other night. He's a Sikh freak!

by i_am_baldilocks June 25, 2017