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Prematurely Dropjaculate

When someone drops a college class before the end of the semester/quarter. Causes for premature dropjaculation are many, including: rigorousness of class, a dislike for the professor, or unforeseen obstacles. It is very rare for someone to make it through college without prematurely dropjaculating at least once.
Person 1: Hey, I don't see you in class anymore.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I prematurely dropjaculated.
Person 1: Man, don't worry about it. It happens to everyone at least once.
by Thecanuck April 6, 2011
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premature clickation

When you click the mouse before you want to or an uncontrollable tick that clicks on something you didn't want
I was scrolling along when my finger clicked the mouse in a place I didn't choose. Sometimes my index finger double clicks when it shouldn't or clicks prematurely. This is premature clickation
by madlove10 April 12, 2011
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Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!
by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011
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premature ejacutext

To send a text prior to completing it.
I was typing a text and hit the send button prior to completing my text it was a premature ejacutext.
by rcr4624 November 22, 2011
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Premature Indication

Woops, That was "Premature Indication" the corner is not for miles yet.

That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"
by Bubbles82 September 6, 2011
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premature eclickulation

the act of pressing enter or executing a mouse click before you intended
That card I played to overtrump my partner in Yahoo Spades was a case of premature eclickulation
by talespinner November 3, 2011
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Premature Etextulation

Hitting send on a text message before you finish typing the message.
Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?

Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.

Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
by bizmike October 24, 2012
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