cunt peddler

An archaic form of Pimp. One who peddles cunts.

My fine Sir, dost thou know where I may find the nearest cunt peddler? I've been itchin' for some good lovin'.

But of course, dear chap, just down the block. Ask for Reginald Beasley, he'll peddle you the finest cunt in town. For a fair price, mind you.

by The cunt peddler peddler July 19, 2011

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle

Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.

;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!

by aries:) January 5, 2010

Puddle Pirate

A small group of men and women conducting maritime, military and, multi-mission service unique among the U.S. military branches. They protect the Homeland with jurisdiction in both domestic and international waters. Envied by other military brances to included the U.S Navy "Squids".

Navy: Your just a stupid Puddle Pirate
Coastie: Hey shipmate someone's got to take care of the Homeland & Navy Wives, don't you know Navy wives make the best Coastie babies :)

by SirPaddy July 31, 2012

Poodle Dick

an extra small penis

Person 1 : Here comes Richard!
Person 2 : Yeah, He's a Poodle dick.

by bo0chella April 3, 2009

Pimpy Poodle

A poodle who pimps, commenly wears leather.

Wow look at that pimpy poodle, hes so cool.

David: Pimpy poodle is my best friend, he goes to my gimp tea parties.

Beert: Lets have club lunch.

David: I have caviar and butter.

by Timmy January 4, 2005

poodlefaking

Old RAF term meaning a bit of a ladies man

Ginger was a veritable Poodlefaker in his younger days

by David September 30, 2003

puddle jumper

Small spacecraft created by the Ancients. Several of these ships were discovered in various hangars in Atlantis, and are used by the Atlantis Expedition for various purposes. Puddle Jumpers feature retractable thrusters that allow them to travel through a Stargate, as well as powerful drone weapons for self-defense and a cloaking device to avoid detection. They are operated via neural interface, and so the ATA gene is required to activate and pilot the ship.

Lt. Col. John Sheppard got into Jumper 1, their puddle jumper, with Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, and Dr. Rodney McKay.

by SG-Me February 15, 2010