When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more
Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.
Sebastian: you good bro?
Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.
Sebastian: calm dow…
Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY
(Based on real events)
Sebastian: you good bro?
Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.
Sebastian: calm dow…
Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY
(Based on real events)
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