Pre-unfriend

To accept a friend request on social media websites by people
who's profiles are marked private or "for friends only", with
the intent of checking out their profile pics and immediately
"unfriending" them based on the gut feeling you had by seeing
their initial profile pic. This also can come about via friend
requests from long lost friends or exes.

The underlying motive is that these people who get
"Pre-unfriended" won't notice that their friend request is
missing and not rejected.

Lisa, "Diane, check out your ex-high school boyfriend trying
to friend me."
Diane, "Eek! That's Eric, totally gave me the creeps on prom
night. Pre-unfriend him and move along!"

Tony, "Man, this chick can't take a hint Scottie! I have
Pre-unfriended her 7 times and she's friend requesting
me again!"

Pre-unfriend by Whaaaaaat? February 19, 2012

Pre Speech Piss 

The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.

Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.

Brian : Yea, I see.

Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss

Brian : Tell me about it.

Pre Speech Piss by god_at_speeches May 2, 2012

pre-date date 

Two people go out on a what seems like a date but nothing occurs after the nights events. The time between the pre-date date and the actual date can be any amount of time but must be after a whole 24 hours. The male on the date doesn't necessarily have to pay.

A man and a woman who have know each other for quite sometime run into each other at a coffee shop and they decide to sit together. They talk about deeper things instead of small talk. Then they go their separate both knowing that something more will occur. This is a pre-date date.

pre-date date by The love psychologist September 19, 2013

Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.

Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"

Pre-Tax-Month by Peanutbutter1 January 5, 2014

pre-brunch 

The very Portland concept of going to a super popular, delicious brunch place and putting your name on the wait list. Then you go to a nearby micro-roaster for a nice espresso drink and a small pastry to wait the hour or so for your table.

"The wait at Screen Door is like an hour on Sundays. It's so not worth it."

"No worries. You can just pre-brunch at Heart down the street."

pre-brunch by DeSomething January 4, 2014

Pre-cinematic stress disorder 

Knowing you'll end your favorite tv show soon.

I am totally experiencing pre-cinematic stress disorder. I'm only 5 episodes away from ending Breaking Bad!

Pre-cinematic stress disorder by Mendeldependeliscool June 7, 2014

Pre-Trick 'r Treaters

Kids (usually with their parents) who go around trick 'r treating before Halloween. Usually a day before.

I had some pre-trick 'r treaters knock on my door earlier, I told them to go away because they were a day early.

Pre-Trick 'r Treaters by sieffy13 October 30, 2014