Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.
There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.
Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.
Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs
After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.
Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.
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U message them every day u can't stop thinking about them and make fake scenarios in ur head.
U overthinking every text message they sent.
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I think I just fall in love online
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This is that jrpg disguised as a hack n slash/shooter (sometimes), It's like if you took a final fantasy online game, made it more simple and free, and on top of that, letting people set free their wildest anime fantasy. If it wasn't for the fact that this "fantasy" was not another way to just say "i wanna draw porn but I don't know how to draw so I load this game to make the most sexy and fuckable character ever, to show everybody my degeneracy" it would'nt be alive till this day.
This is also the game that has one of the simplest, yet monkey driven economy, with the most USELESS stuff being the most expensive... like emotes.
There are also not enough things to make this game worthwhile playing for two months. Although most of the players see it as a game to get freaking powerful and be the best player in the world having the best alliance in the world like this was something outta One Piece.
This game is also carried by the inmense amount of furries and role players, tryhards and kingpin wannabees. The game is also mostly rng, but not for those who pay to win.
In some regard the game is just a clusterfuck with almost nothing to do other than pretend you're "grinding" like in a Koei Tecmo game, when really is just everyone doing everything for you while increasing your chances of convulsing.
This is that jrpg disguised as a hack n slash/shooter (sometimes), It's like if you took a final fantasy online game, made it more simple and free, and on top of that, letting people set free their wildest anime fantasy. If it wasn't for the fact that this "fantasy" was not another way to just say "i wanna draw porn but I don't know how to draw so I load this game to make the most sexy and fuckable character ever, to show everybody my degeneracy" it would'nt be alive till this day.
This is also the game that has one of the simplest, yet monkey driven economy, with the most USELESS stuff being the most expensive... like emotes.
There are also not enough things to make this game worthwhile playing for two months. Although most of the players see it as a game to get freaking powerful and be the best player in the world having the best alliance in the world like this was something outta One Piece.
This game is also carried by the inmense amount of furries and role players, tryhards and kingpin wannabees. The game is also mostly rng, but not for those who pay to win.
In some regard the game is just a clusterfuck with almost nothing to do other than pretend you're "grinding" like in a Koei Tecmo game, when really is just everyone doing everything for you while increasing your chances of convulsing.
Guy a: Dude what the hell is that you're playing?
Guy b: Oh, I'm playing Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis
Guy a: All I see is an anime girl with big boobs and a big ass
Guy b: Yeah, that's the character I've created
Guy a: You really have to stop that porn addiction you have, man.
Guy b: I DON'T HAVE A PORN ADDICTION!!!!!!
Guy b: Oh, I'm playing Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis
Guy a: All I see is an anime girl with big boobs and a big ass
Guy b: Yeah, that's the character I've created
Guy a: You really have to stop that porn addiction you have, man.
Guy b: I DON'T HAVE A PORN ADDICTION!!!!!!
by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023
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Get the GTA Online mug.WLO is a MMORPG where people waste their time and money to get their online personas a good reputation (somewhat akin to MapleStory). There are people who pose as your "friend" for personal gain, and can turn on you at any given moment. To be fair, there ARE nice people out there who are glad to help others out, but they are /quite/ scarce.
The world channel is a spamming hotspot, and characters sit around on Starter's Beach once they hit reborn, and alternate between just sitting there with their wifey/hubby/sis/gf/bf, PVP-ing each other to show off their "mad skills," and throwing water balls at people to piss them off.
As a friend of mine summarizes, it is "a game infested with in game dating drama and scammers of all sorts. there are beggars everywhere begging you to lvl them up fast and help them with quests and ask for gold, the currency used in this game...horny pedophiles hitting on teenage girls randomly for their sexual pleasures."
Ah, yes, how can we exclude those pedophiles we all know and love...and they aim for under-teens as well.. >_>
The world channel is a spamming hotspot, and characters sit around on Starter's Beach once they hit reborn, and alternate between just sitting there with their wifey/hubby/sis/gf/bf, PVP-ing each other to show off their "mad skills," and throwing water balls at people to piss them off.
As a friend of mine summarizes, it is "a game infested with in game dating drama and scammers of all sorts. there are beggars everywhere begging you to lvl them up fast and help them with quests and ask for gold, the currency used in this game...horny pedophiles hitting on teenage girls randomly for their sexual pleasures."
Ah, yes, how can we exclude those pedophiles we all know and love...and they aim for under-teens as well.. >_>
A typical scenario on Wonderland Online, perhaps on a Local Channel. Player Two is a cocky reborn/high level player and Player One likes to start problems-
Player One: Yo, green guy.
Player Two: me?!
Player One: Yeah. You. You ugly, bro
Player Two: Wtf?! who are u!!!
Player One: God.
Player Two: noway! i'm reporting u right after i spawn ur noob ass!
Player One: Umad, bro? Have fun trying. >| -logs out-
(Note: There is a handy little option of turning PVP mode off)
Another scenario with a pedophile and a naive youngster.
Player One: hi, cutie. want to hav some fun? :)
Player Two: hello! and sure !
Player One: how old are u ? :)
Player Two: i'm nine! how old are you?
Player One: i'm 35, baby.
Player Two: Ohhh, uhm my mommy told me not to talk to strange men.
Player One: dnt u worry, sweety, i'll make u feel real good ;) When my wife isnt home, y dont u come over and play?
Player Two: oo, sure! can i bring some friends along?
Player One: yah, sure, the more the merrier
Player One: Yo, green guy.
Player Two: me?!
Player One: Yeah. You. You ugly, bro
Player Two: Wtf?! who are u!!!
Player One: God.
Player Two: noway! i'm reporting u right after i spawn ur noob ass!
Player One: Umad, bro? Have fun trying. >| -logs out-
(Note: There is a handy little option of turning PVP mode off)
Another scenario with a pedophile and a naive youngster.
Player One: hi, cutie. want to hav some fun? :)
Player Two: hello! and sure !
Player One: how old are u ? :)
Player Two: i'm nine! how old are you?
Player One: i'm 35, baby.
Player Two: Ohhh, uhm my mommy told me not to talk to strange men.
Player One: dnt u worry, sweety, i'll make u feel real good ;) When my wife isnt home, y dont u come over and play?
Player Two: oo, sure! can i bring some friends along?
Player One: yah, sure, the more the merrier
by xPunishment June 12, 2011
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