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An onliner is someone who plays CS online and does things which are normally impossible to do on LAN. For example an onliner may HS you while on a ladder or while in mid air. These acts are usually met with agression from players who recieve such ridiculous HS's and thus the term onliner was born.
"Get fuck you stupid onliner, diol"
"Yeah id like to see that online you stupid random"
onliner by Mogga December 16, 2005
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A phrase used by insecure Counter-Strike players to insult other players who don't compete on LAN after getting owned by some dude who is probably better than him
Player 1: *Owns Player 2*
Player 2: Do that on LAN you fucking onliner piece of shit
onliner by randomnibbaman December 29, 2018
An onliner is someone who

suck a dick.
An onliner example is like,

Avamarie is reading this
Daisy is reading this
Katie is reading this
Frankie is reading this
Trey is reading this
Maybe Nick is..
Everytime you post something online, they're onto it, replying immediately, private or public. Funny, or not so; relevant, or squeamish, they're onto it. Don't engage, they can't stop.
Me: Woah, Alice is trigger happy!
Partner: How?
Me: I can't post/reply without, bang! Such a sniper.
Partner: Such an Onliner.
Onliner by TomTom1969 January 8, 2026

Sword Art Online 

oh fuck i can’t log out of sword art online

GTA Online 

GTA V but it's multiplayer and is filled with modders and people who kill everybody in sight with their Oppressor MK2 and takes forever to load.
Me: Ima play some GTA Online.
*20 minutes later*
Me: *snore* Ah what? Oh I'm finally in!
*Guy with Oppressor MKII kills me*
Me: Bullcrap!
*Respawns*
*Modder drops money on everybody*
Me: Uhhhh, I'm leaving.
*Presses Alt+F4*
GTA Online by BigBoi Gaming November 6, 2019

online school 

i have online school again ugh.
online school by jxcee June 9, 2020
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