Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.

Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019

nolando

a cool guy with anger issues but most of the time cool just don’t piss a nolando off he’s good looking

nolando is a very good person

by ghggggggggggghhhhgggg November 26, 2019

Nolan The Seabreeze

he is a rare creature that plays too much GTA V and Pisses you off so that's why he has not that many friends

Damn My Friend is a Nolan The Seabreeze This is sad

by Koichi Hirose_ July 12, 2020

nollan

The most awesome coolest person to b around but will tear ur head off if you mess with his family

He just nollaned that guy so badly

by Stonified May 20, 2021

The Norland Effect

Someone that is easily fooled. Believes everything they're told.

The Norland Effect - A person that is easily fooled.

Person 1. "I told Mr. G and Mr. F the most ridiculous story the other day and they believed every word"
Person 2. "Classic Norland Effect, they sound like a couple of potatoes "

by Pope ordained April 20, 2023

national kiss a nolan day

kiss a nolan simple june 21

today is national kiss a nolan day

by imthebestyk March 10, 2022

terra nova

Evil tests middle school children are forced to take because of the government in IL.

Man, those Terra Nova tests were whack shit, yo!

by rae February 18, 2004