SAFe Agile

A method of gaslighting used for IT project workers.

IT project worker Bob: "So, this SAFe Agile thing you're doing there at your work. You all really just sitting there in a ring counting fingers ?"
IT project worker Tom: "Yeah, and they call counting the fingers part a sophiscated next generation work estimation method. "
Bob: "Like, really? What drugs are they on?"
Tom: "We're not sure. Probably all of them."

by agilegadget March 29, 2021

Safe Territory

the new reference and replacement when a “safe space” just isnt enough.

joann left the party to find a safe territory after locking herself in the bathroom away from the party predators wasn’t enough.

by Dud Dudlee January 17, 2024

Safe Laters

A small amount of food kept or saved for snacking purposes at a later time.

Justin put the half-eaten bag of stale chips into his backpack for Safe Laters.

by Shufk March 02, 2009

safe head

Oral sex with a condom

It was 1 night I was so horny, I let this guy give me safe head.

by TAP26 June 30, 2021

Safe garm

A tiny penis which when seen makes a girl laugh. This laugh provoked the male with the said tiny penis to rape her.
Also has a horrible stench

Like had a safe garm

by Bob smith the genius March 31, 2018

Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.

I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe

by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

Safe farm

A farm that’s safe.

Like a good neighbor, safe farm is there.

by Sophie88 October 14, 2022