Nonce

Someone who diddles

"you hear that Oscar bloke diddles kids?"

"Yeah he's a right Nonce"

by Spooligan July 15, 2017

Nonce

Your Dad
Or Harry

"Your Dads a right Nonce"
"That fat Elfs a Nonce"

by John.Joe November 26, 2018

Nonce

Nonce is a term used to describe a pedophile, Often used in the UK

Mercifuloni is a rate nonce

by KaydenOOTV March 17, 2021

Nonce

Andy Gregory

The Nonce is still lingering in his natural habitat at the local park

by Bdbdbdbdbdbd June 22, 2020

Nonce

A kind person

Ali : "He's a nonce right?"
Alfie : "I know he is such a kind person"

by Deffo the truth December 06, 2023

Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.

Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night”

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”

by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018

Nonce

The rare species of hairy eyebrowed indians predatoring on kids

Vikkstar123 is a Nonce WHY? BEcause he touches kids

by The OG BOX November 01, 2020