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two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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cloud nine

A method of increasing sensitivity to the body while under the effects of MDMA and other similar drugs. It is when someon lays on the back of someone else and runs around or walks around while the person on ecstacy closes their eyes and feels like they are floating as the air rushes past them. The person rolling that is going to be in cloud nine needs to go back to back with someone else and link there arms together. The person that is going to cloud nine then needs to leanback and have the person who is going to walk or run around pull forward. This should put the roller ontop of the persons back.
"Hey man when we get high tonight lets take a trip too cloud nine!"

"When we get high tonight lets try out a new roll trick i learned the other day."
by Dan McNeil April 1, 2008
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cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.
I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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Lick My Nine

1. The act of a person commanding someone else to suck on their nine inch dick.

2. The act of commanding another to put the .9mm in their mouth, resulting in blowing their fucking head off.
Mary: Hey your hat looks really stupid

John: Bitch how bout' you shut the fuck up and lick my nine!
by the k what hey February 24, 2011
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whole nine yards

Does not come from military or football. It relates to the clothing industry. It is a term that tailors have used since the 1900's for denoting the extent that one wishes to invest in a custom-made suit. It takes exactly nine square yards of material to create a man's three-piece suit. If an individual desires a suit that is tailored to the "hilt" (double lined, etc.), he would request that the tailor should proceed with "the whole nine yards." Anything shy of nine yards would mean various alterations. This would lessen the overall quality of the suit.
by Joel Johnson November 10, 2008
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Triple Nine

Almost, but not quite.

In other words close, but no cigar.


(999 is almost 1,000 but not quite)
-"Shit, I triple nined in my History class."

--"You going to summer school?"
by Ekim401 February 6, 2009
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dime plus ninety nine

Oh cool, i have a dime plus ninety nine. Now I have enough to buy tasty, smooth pudding.
by Dee Gooplah July 1, 2006
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