noted

an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their Face Book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome shit that they have been spouting for months. You want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but you know that it's useless- they will continue on their senseless course. This is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from Ann Coulteror Michelle Bachman, comments supporting Climategate and most anything coming out of a ReBiblican's mouth.

1. "President Obama was not born in the United States."
reply: "noted"

2. Michelle Bachman said “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard".
reply: "noted"

by arachnidz February 24, 2010

notelet

A (very) brief letter or note

I've just got a notelet from a motherfucker saying "I'll fuck your head off, bitch!!!".

by jaelee11 February 23, 2008

Notemeal

the process in which a group of musicians start playing with no regard for what the other musicians are playing.

Man, i went to that jam the other night and there were 2 other guitarists, as well as 2 keyboardists and a drum circle; and nobody listened to a thing anyone else was playing... complete notemeal

by 12over8inCm November 29, 2011

douche notes

When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.

Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?

by horn avenue June 24, 2010

Sticky Notes

Small piece of paper with adhesive on the back where notes can be written and then placed in proper locations to help with memory associated to a past or future event.

I can’t believe she forgot to deliver that message. I give her sticky notes to remember these things. I need to leave myself a sticky note to get more sticky notes so people start remembering to tell me things.

by DD Alwhiney May 19, 2019

Neven's Notes

Absolutely useless in-class notes that you write down cause the teacher told you to. However, Neven's Notes are useless for actual learning. No offense lol

Teacher: Alright guys today we will go over Molarity
Student: Can I get some paper for some Neven's Notes
Student 2: Sure, bruh

by tvshucks May 3, 2019

beer mat notes

a collection of popular notes found on beer mats from around world

beer mat notes: "You must be out of your brilliant mind thinking we don't go together well."

by Krkič May 17, 2020