Van Notee Special

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.

I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.

by Operatorfailure January 18, 2021

Bum-noting

When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD

by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024

I'll Put That In My Notes

The proper way to respond to pointless internet argument, consisting of insults being thrown around. Usually used to end the conversation.

Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.

"I'll put that in my notes."

by Your Sister March 7, 2015

This Is Going In The Note

When someone wrongs you or says something so terrible that it's going to go in your suicide note. Could also be used to say it's going in your will as to why they won't get a cent.

I can't believe you just said that to me, this is going in the note. I'm not joking, I can't even share this with my therapist.

by sera proto April 29, 2025

g note

the first note of the song welcome to the black parade. upon hearing it fans experience great pain and sorrow.

i just got g noted

by dr panther November 24, 2020

Nigger note

When you finance something for a very very long time. Longer than normal. If it is 300 per month for 12 months on average, but you finance it with hardly anything down for 15 years.

The only way leroy vould afford that new moped was to nigger note it.

by C-dub73 December 21, 2022

Think Note

A Think Note is a letter from your bank, reminding you that you made a banking error, like you didn't have enough money in your account, for a transaction or a purchase that you made (Online or at a local store). Some additional bank fees are also involved, with these error(s).

Account, Banking, Error, Mistake, Money, Checking, Debit Card, Fees, Think Note, Mail, Reminder

by Bootsy51 April 13, 2013