Misty May

Nickname given to any female willing to have sex with anyone as soon as she does a little bath salt

Man, ya got to bring Susan. She always gets Misty Mayed when she does salt and i need to get laid.

by Righteous Regulator November 25, 2018

Messy hoe

Trys to play part as a 'friend' when in ones home with the extremely high beliefs she is 'secretly' conversating with ones man.

Only a messy hoe will smile in your face while trying to get with your man at the same time.

by Shawtywithasmile December 14, 2018

mesyah

Someone who is always there for you whenever you need them. Loves to joke around entirely too much and also has a slick ass mouth . Forgives people
Too easily which is something he needs to work on but mostly Fw everyone cause he cool like that.

Shut up dumbass “Mesyah”

Fight me “Mesyah”

Oh don’t care “Mesyah”

by yourfuckingfather April 3, 2019

Messy head

When a girl is giving you a head and is super messy with it spit and everything

The 🧠 was super messy
She gives the best messy head bro

by unknown_T1 February 12, 2021

Mestizoo

A slur used to call despectively to mixed white-latinx people, calling they by "mestizo" and "zoo" (implying that they are a more animalistic race)

Shut up, mestizoo

by Brisiña January 31, 2023

Damn It, Misty!

When something in the day-to-day goes wrong, it's gotta be someone's fault. Blame Misty!

*printer runs out of ink*
Damn It, Misty!

by MysteriousPosterOnUD October 5, 2020

Mr. Meaty

Mr. Meaty is a weird-ass show about ugly-ass puppets that work at a fast food resturant. The puppets are totally ugly. And the girl puppets are so damn creepy looking. In one episode, one girl had hert nose replaced with a rotting sausage that looked like a cock after her nose was destroyed. Pretty soon, food noses became the latest fashion.

Mr. Meaty is fucking full of guano.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007