by Rolf Exton & Humphrey Garden April 16, 2013
Get the Mermaiding mug.Merly is epitome of determination. He will lift weights all day long - even in his sleep. You can't out lift him. EVER.
Merly is the ultimate god of body. Sex, weights, and protein shakes don't even begin to explain the pure manliness that eminates from his body at all times.
If you aren't Merly, you wish you were. GET ON HIS LEVEL.
Oh yea, and his package is so big he can't wear jeans cause it'll suffocate his manly package that deserves to be let loose upon the world.
Merly is the ultimate god of body. Sex, weights, and protein shakes don't even begin to explain the pure manliness that eminates from his body at all times.
If you aren't Merly, you wish you were. GET ON HIS LEVEL.
Oh yea, and his package is so big he can't wear jeans cause it'll suffocate his manly package that deserves to be let loose upon the world.
"I saw Merly in the gym today. His sack is as big as the weights he lifts."
"I wish I were like Merly."
"I wish I were like Merly."
by Fawnsy March 6, 2014
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when the friend who is controlling your alcohol intake gives you one more shot to help alleviate the horrible head buzz you get from drinking just under the amount you need to get drunk.
Though she had had a few too many drinks,Kyle gave Erica a mercy shot so her head would stop spinning and then took the bottle away.
by ricarocks18 May 8, 2008
Get the mercy shot mug.Someone who has been shipped too many times. Being a mermaid means that people have shipped you so many times that you seem like a slut.
Friend: Oh my god! I totally ship you and Ralph!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!
by _tomcat711_ March 9, 2016
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When you put both your feet in a womans vagina at the same time and you flap about like a fish or a 'Merman'.
by Bere Oust. February 9, 2010
Get the The merman mug.Hym “They didn’t give him life in prison as a form of mercy. It’s objectively worse. They gave him life to prolong his suffering. It isn’t mercy. You’re not good. If anything it’s the opposite. It’s sadism. But that’s ok. We know what you’re all about. We know that I legitimately don’t care. About any of it. Do you feel better? You didn’t say his name. He’ll suffer more and he’ll die too. Do you feel better? Now that someone who did something they shouldn’t have is getting what they deserve?”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
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