1 definition by Fawnsy
Merly is epitome of determination. He will lift weights all day long - even in his sleep. You can't out lift him. EVER.
Merly is the ultimate god of body. Sex, weights, and protein shakes don't even begin to explain the pure manliness that eminates from his body at all times.
If you aren't Merly, you wish you were. GET ON HIS LEVEL.
Oh yea, and his package is so big he can't wear jeans cause it'll suffocate his manly package that deserves to be let loose upon the world.
Merly is the ultimate god of body. Sex, weights, and protein shakes don't even begin to explain the pure manliness that eminates from his body at all times.
If you aren't Merly, you wish you were. GET ON HIS LEVEL.
Oh yea, and his package is so big he can't wear jeans cause it'll suffocate his manly package that deserves to be let loose upon the world.
"I saw Merly in the gym today. His sack is as big as the weights he lifts."
"I wish I were like Merly."
"I wish I were like Merly."
by Fawnsy February 26, 2014