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lumberjack

1.) A generally alright person (usually male) who makes his living cutting the mighty forests of where ever. Usually flannel clad and is lusted after by those who have nothing better to do than to sit around and think about how awesome other peoples' jobs are.

2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.
1.) A: Are you a lumberjack?
B: Yeah, I am.
A: *drool*

2.) man, that guy is a total lumberjack.
by cabbagehats April 6, 2011
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lamberting

the art of growing a supreme mullet, wearing a Dale Earnhardt earring and wearing jorts.
Dude, why did you come dressed like that to my party?

Come on man, I just felt like lamberting!
by datdude84 December 27, 2011
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San Fransisco Lumber Jack

A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.
Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.
by craigward December 16, 2007
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lumberjack

lumberjacking is the act of taking your penis and slapping it across someone's face when they are or arent sleeping
wow dude u got lumberjacked so hard when u were sleeping that there is a red mark across your face
by Tyler Faust March 16, 2005
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Lemmerman

blatenly putting it: one that sux at life and should be killed for his worthlessness
you are acting like a Lemmerman.
You are as worthless as a Lemmerman
by Jeffery Higgens February 27, 2004
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lumberjack

derived from the shocker instead of two fingers inserted into the females vagina and one finger inserted into the anus the lumberjack is taken to a bigger extreme. take one fist and stick it in the females vagina and stick your other fist into the females anus while you thrust one fist in the other fist is thrusting outward making a seesaw motion with your fists in the females orphuses.
by Neddles March 12, 2009
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Maddie Lambert

The best teen momma ever!!! She is so pretty and has overcome so much!
Maddie Lambert and Everly are the cutest.
by Madsnewto November 27, 2019
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