Investifart

To invest money in a way which creates harmful or unpleasant consequences for individuals who aren't parties to the investment agreement. (esp. investments in real estate developments that make neighborhoods less pedestrian-friendly)

Welp. Looks like Unethical.inc will be investifarting in Metropolis City. They're proposing a casino complex - with a gargantuan parking lot - smack in the city centre.

by Danforthist August 9, 2015

reasonable intent

the best punk rock band i have ever heard.

Dude1: man i got 2 tickets to Reasonable Intent!!!!!!!!
Dude2: Dude u rock!!! can i come ?????
Dude1: yea but u gotta suck my dick first.
Dude2: Oh hell yeah!

by The best reason to kill urself May 18, 2006

inverted nipple

when someone be so fat that the tips of the nipples go in instead of out

what dan has

dan has inverted nipples on his titties

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Intentionally single

Someone who has no desire to be in a relationship. Often a sign of issues in previous relationships, depression, anxiety or simply a fear of being mistreated in a relationship.

Person 1: Yo why hasn't dave had a gf for 3 years?
Person 2: I hear he's intentionally single.

by ... --- ... September 23, 2020

inverted elbow

a motion that is done at only the most awkward moments. the
arm is extended out to the side of the body, then the elbow is bent and the hand is put downwards palm back and moved towards and away from the body's side.

The inverted elbow is done by taking the arm and extended it out to the side of the body, then the elbow is bent and the hand is put downwards palm back and moved towards and away from the body's side, sometimes in a full circle to exaggerate the situation

by acarmizzle June 20, 2007

investigating his/her crime scene

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008

Invertation

The power of your semen

Wow Kyle has Small invertation
How pathetic

by DJparker09 September 27, 2019