phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey
by suhmanter April 23, 2008
by Captain Nigger of the White Cracker Factory March 20, 2005
That little bit of shit just inside the outer rim of the asshole. Only seen when the anus is relaxed.
John: So... I was 69 with Marissa on top of me.
Steve: Okay...
John: And I was grabbing her asscheeks and spreading them as I made lunch of her naughty bits, right?
Steve: Yeah?
John: Jeepus Cripes! I got wet paint on my nose!
Steve: Okay...
John: And I was grabbing her asscheeks and spreading them as I made lunch of her naughty bits, right?
Steve: Yeah?
John: Jeepus Cripes! I got wet paint on my nose!
by Double X September 22, 2008
After anal sex, the female takes a giant dump on the males back, and smears it down creating a smooth layout. The female then writes her full name using her finger with the shit that is on the males back.
by Dene V April 04, 2008
Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
by Miltythecheese June 16, 2017
A mixture of blood, come, and fecal matter that drips, runs, or bursts out of the ass of an individual who has been engaging in rough anal sex, sometimes onto the face of an unsuspecting lover.
Under the runny, pinkish layer of war paint Joshua picked up fisting, screwing, and rimming Antonio, he actually looked quite content...and sexy.
by Crammer September 28, 2004
Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.
You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!
by AFRO12 June 04, 2007