tristan hannah

Douche canoe, he like to take big loads to the mouth, sometimes he says some pretty witty shit but mostly he just takes big loads to the mouth

Tristan Hannah takes big loads to the mouth

by Casey fucks like a beast May 6, 2019

The Hannah Montana

Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds

Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'

by Jackson Pollak August 2, 2019

lazy Hannah day

4/18. The day that all Hannahs especilaly in the United States are lazy. It excuses them from all work and any activity for the day and requires them to do nothing at all for the entire 24 hour period

mom: "go clean your room today"
Hannah: "i cant Its lazy hannah day"
mom: "well shit you're right

by carbonated shminga April 18, 2020

Dirty Hannanur

when a female does anal sex to a man of south-asian descent, by using a stick of dynamite as a strap on to penetrate the mans anus. this is done it public places such as schools or music concerts for all to see. When the man has been pleasured enough, the female pulls out the stick of dynamite covered in shit and blood, and the man proceeds to ejaculate on it. With the cum , shit and blood on the stick the man then starts licking it , proceeding to then vomit over the stick. The dynamite is then lit, and shoved up the females wide vagina, to then blow up the place in which they are at, sending not only an explosion of fire, but shit , cum and vomit everywhere

Did you see on the news? Big Ben was blown up by some terrorists!
Oh yeah! I heard that they did a dirty hannanur before hand

by GingerNutt69 November 27, 2020

Hanoi Hannah

A Vietnamese Woman, who in the Vietnam War worked for Hanoi Radio, broadcasting messages of anti-war and propaganda to the United States and South Vietnamese Troops. She was born sometime in 1931, and died September 30th, 2016 (aged 85) in Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam.

"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing than to be ordered into a war to die." -Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967

by trhsrthsrh January 19, 2021

Dirty Hanna

When the homophobic dog shat in your dead grandmothers grave, and now everytime you have gay sex your grandmother visits you as a ghost and tells you how proud she is of you.

Usually happens while 69 because the grandmother died of that reason.

"Oh man, I havent had a Dirty Hanna in a while. I hope my grandmother is okay."

by toeloverzz_69xD September 6, 2022

Boy Hannah

A boy not named Hannah but acts like Hannah and hangs out with her a lot

Omg boy Hannah was with girl Hannah last night and I think they did pushups until sunrise.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023