1. Used to define individuals on a public transit vehicle that are completely oblivious to their surroundings, including but not exclusive to the mile long lineup of people at the bus stop. Individuals inside said transit vehicle that can’t move further into the vehicle (usually a bus) thanks to the bus hoarder who refuses to move further back into the bus even though there‘s space for at least ten more people.
2. Bus hoarders have no bus etiquette including neglecting backpack removal, and generally taking up as much space as physically possible, therefore hoarding the space in the bus.
2. Bus hoarders have no bus etiquette including neglecting backpack removal, and generally taking up as much space as physically possible, therefore hoarding the space in the bus.
Bus driver : Please move to the back of the bus.
Guy1: Man, this bus hoarder in front of me isn’t movin’ his ass.
Guy2: Kids these days.
Guy1: Man, this bus hoarder in front of me isn’t movin’ his ass.
Guy2: Kids these days.
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HSUS has defined “hoarding” as a mental disorder where a person owns more than the “typical number” of animals and does not care for them in the way HSUS thinks they should. HSUS has further described the “typical number” of animals owned by the typical animal owner as being about two and it provides definitions for “proper care” that are unreasonable in the broadest sense.
DSM-IV does not recognize hoarding as a mental disorder, but only as a symptom of some disorders. Hoarding, in the real world, means to keep and collect things that may or may not have value, and to keep so many things that they stop having value to the person who keeps them.
Hoarding, in the sense that HSUS would want people to believe, means to keep animals in filthy conditions. While this could be problematic, the act is not so unique that it requires its own definition or the reclassification of people who do it as mentally ill. People who keep many animals may or not be mentally ill, yet HSUS is attempting to pass legislation that defines animal owners as mentally ill “hoarders.” HSUS further wants to see mentally ill people classified as criminals.
DSM-IV does not recognize hoarding as a mental disorder, but only as a symptom of some disorders. Hoarding, in the real world, means to keep and collect things that may or may not have value, and to keep so many things that they stop having value to the person who keeps them.
Hoarding, in the sense that HSUS would want people to believe, means to keep animals in filthy conditions. While this could be problematic, the act is not so unique that it requires its own definition or the reclassification of people who do it as mentally ill. People who keep many animals may or not be mentally ill, yet HSUS is attempting to pass legislation that defines animal owners as mentally ill “hoarders.” HSUS further wants to see mentally ill people classified as criminals.
“Typically, hoarding is an activity with obvious psychological roots, and in many cases it verges on serious mental disorder. Many who have studied it consider it a consequence of serious attachment disorders . . .. Our state anti-cruelty statutes were not drafted with animal hoarding in mind, and generally do not facilitate effective prosecution and resolution of such cases.” –Wayne Pacelle, president and CEO of HSUS
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Chemistry student: Remember when people had all those pictures of you?
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Former Howardist (under breath): It wasn't our fault the school had your picture on the website.
Mr. Said Teacher: Oh yes, Howardism, I try to forget it. It was stalkerish.
Former Howardist (under breath): It wasn't our fault the school had your picture on the website.
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Howardson can easily be misunderstood as a cold person because his resting face is a frown. Don't assume he's upset with you when he looks like it. You have to ask him.
Five times to be sure.
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Howardson is easy to love, especially considering his impeccable taste in music and aesthetically pleasing features (except when he frowns). Most importantly, he pretends to be a tough guy around his friends when in fact he is the softest and most affectionate in the room. You can always cheer Howardson up with 3Fs: food, films and football.
Howardson can easily be misunderstood as a cold person because his resting face is a frown. Don't assume he's upset with you when he looks like it. You have to ask him.
Five times to be sure.
Howardson is full of jokes that just come out naturally. Don't worry about missing any because if you do, he will draw your attention to it. Howardson has a kind heart and can easily get lost in his fears. He likes to think he has a strong resolve when in fact, his resolve is greatly affected by changing circumstances. Howardson is also a low key, unrecognised genius.
Howardson is easy to love, especially considering his impeccable taste in music and aesthetically pleasing features (except when he frowns). Most importantly, he pretends to be a tough guy around his friends when in fact he is the softest and most affectionate in the room. You can always cheer Howardson up with 3Fs: food, films and football.
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