Howardson

Howardson is a rare find. He's unintentionally cute; opinionated but will keep to himself if he's not in comfortable company; such a movie buff he'll either wow or annoy you; the best company and becomes putty in your hands when you groom him.
Howardson can easily be misunderstood as a cold person because his resting face is a frown. Don't assume he's upset with you when he looks like it. You have to ask him.

Five times to be sure.

Howardson is full of jokes that just come out naturally. Don't worry about missing any because if you do, he will draw your attention to it. Howardson has a kind heart and can easily get lost in his fears. He likes to think he has a strong resolve when in fact, his resolve is greatly affected by changing circumstances. Howardson is also a low key, unrecognised genius.

Howardson is easy to love, especially considering his impeccable taste in music and aesthetically pleasing features (except when he frowns). Most importantly, he pretends to be a tough guy around his friends when in fact he is the softest and most affectionate in the room. You can always cheer Howardson up with 3Fs: food, films and football.

Howardson does not like to be called 'Howard' because without the 'son', it rhymes with coward.

by Xorlali November 22, 2021

Howards Family

An exclusive men’s only club that existed in the 18th and early 19 century. Its members consisted of the upper class and high society of their time. A well dressed man that excelled in the arts of courtship, dueling, haberdashing.

I was going to punch out that guy for staring at my wife but I realized that he was part of Howards Family and I lost my nerve.

by Mr. Francis October 7, 2006

howards

You get kicked in them.

Directinos will track you down to your howards, he's like a GPS.

by Machiep April 19, 2009

Julia Howarding

To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.

Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."

Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"

Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."

Or

Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"

Chris: "Did I ask?"

Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"

by Vixenne July 12, 2021

Howarding

The realisation that while you are at the top of your game and on freakin' fire, the rest of your office is leaving you to do all the work.

When I cleared the backlog I heard cheers from the office, I saw Dono was watching the game on his phone and left me Howarding.

by Tyak July 3, 2014

HowardForums

The Largest Mobile Phone Community and Resource. HowardForums.com is based out of Toronto, Canada by Howard Chui.

See also; HoFo

HowardForums is very addicting.

by snafu January 10, 2005

howardising

When you pretend you are working but you are in fact drinking pumpkin beer by the garden.

Come on, man, stop howardising!

by Sunda13 September 21, 2017