Hooptie Ride

A car that does not fit the personality of the person driving it. Usually an older car that doesn't run well.

Bill's Mustang is in the shop. They gave him a little hatch-back hooptie ride for the day.

by Xandyr October 6, 2003

Hoops

Hoop earrings usually worn by Latinas and Jersey girls with killer tans. These are also very popular among the Russian girls in ten inch heels at the hair salon who say terrible things about you amongst themselves while they wash your hair! Southern white girls are too 'preppy' to wear these and wouldn't be caught dead in them!

See: Snooki takes off her big ass hoop earrings to fight

Hannah: Hey chelsea did you check out the hoops on the new girl?

Chelsea: O gosh, I know! She must not be from around here! We better watch out or she just might pull a Snooki on our asses!

Hannah: Tell me about it! Ughhh!!!

by Leno89 August 15, 2011

hooptie

A car that tends to be older often with an addition of shiny rims and a lowering of the suspension. Car is driven with windows down and a motion being made of lowering and raising a flat outstretched hand. Yea.

You wanna ride in my hooptie, its the shiznit!

by Huggie Bear June 29, 2002

hooping

It happens when an inmate smuggles something from the outside world up his ass into the prison.

Divo got caught hooping a DVD player from his cousin Etoile Jackson.

by Ashley January 22, 2004

Hoopster

Somebody who wears a retro basketball jersey in attempts of being ironic. This term is a branch of the original term, 'Hipster'.

Hoopster- "Bro, check out this new Vancouver Grizzlies jersey I got."

Guy- "Lol you are such a hoopster".

by Kirzz December 6, 2010

hooper

a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.

Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.

by lolfoot June 21, 2021

Hoopla

Hoopla, is a term used in exchange for bulls**t. When something sounds unbelievable.

Consider a friend told you they met your favorite entertainer and you don't believe them. You will reply: "Man.. that hoopla"

by CournBredd May 6, 2015