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health bar

A player in an online multiplayer video game who contributes nothing but death to their team.

Unlike the classic "noob", a "health bar" isn't new to a particular video game nor will this player get better.

The "health bar's" playstyle is a fairly simple one.

Step 1: Run.

Step 2: Die.
Look at this fucking health bar on our team. All he does is run and die, he could at least be a medic and revive his teammates.
by Healthbar February 6, 2010
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Heatherize

To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.

Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
1) stop heatherizing my clothes

2) why do you heatherize my dick

3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 25, 2010
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Heather

Bimbotic most of the times but one of the most beautiful girls on earth. Loves pink and talks really loudly -.-
Extremely popular. Awesome friend.
"You know that popular girl with curly hair?" "Oh you mean Heather?"
"I wish I had a Heather"
by Loveyouallmylyfe September 22, 2014
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Heather

A drunken wild party girl, who often does things others would frown upon but is always the life of the party
That girl dancing on that table is such a Heather.

That girls being such a Heather, she just danced with 3 guys in a row.
by KBHB December 28, 2011
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health nazi

A weight-loss "expert", usually weighing excess of 300 pounds, that tries to mentally scar skinny kids by telling them how drugs, McDonald's, and themselves are killing people.
I went to the health nazi yesterday. She told me I will have a heart attack at age 17.
by Lock and Chain June 23, 2004
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The Heath Ledger

Only the greatest drink ever! If you manage to not die of fatal respiratory depression! The heath ledger is none other than champagne or any favorite alcoholic drink with 2mg of xanax, 15mg of oxycodone, promethazine (or benadryl if your a pussy), and if you can't sleep ambien (lol). The alcohol provides a base drunkness, the xanax creates further "blackout" so you can't remember the retarded shit you did on it, the oxycodone provides insane euphoria and pain relief from the stupid shit you do and the promethazine potentiates the former three! The ambien is for if you survive so you can sleep like a winrar and total bad ass saying "as if 4 controlled substances that all potentiate each other isn't enough I just added a 5th!". This drink is not FDA approved but if it were I would imagine our entire country would be dead and the remaining survivors leanin' pretty good. Think the G6 jet of cough syrup. If you can puff out a cough on this bad boy your an alien.
Fuck man that party was lame as shit so I grabbed my oxy and xanax and went diving through the kids grandma's medicine cabinet and whooped up the heath ledger, I don't remember anything from the past 24hours but I saw some video and apparently it was epic!

The Heath Ledger™ number one recommended drink for and by trolls!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 22, 2011
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Heathered

Being paralyzingly embarassed after uttering something stupid.
H-"I got gas last night"
N-"...What?"
H-"FOR MY CAR FOR MY CAR"
(That bitch got heathered)
by legzztheblond July 12, 2006
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