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Heatherize

To Heatherize, is to analyze every possible thing.

Her, "Can you pass me some ketchup."
him, "why do you need ketchup on your burger?"
her, "Cause?"
him, "Well you see it well get all soggy, kinda like your Vag"
her "why do you have to heatherize everything?"
Him "..."
her, "Oh and at least i have something down in my pants, not like that lil dick of yours. I measured."
1) stop heatherizing my clothes

2) why do you heatherize my dick

3) To heatherize or not to heatherize...that is the question.
Heatherize by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 25, 2010
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heatherlee 

Is a beautiful wonderful and outgoing person , you can count on her for anything. She will have your back and make you feel better when you are upset. A person who will make you laugh and smile. Someone who will love you and care for you when no one does. Somebody who will believe in you when no one does.
Heatherlee is someone you love
heatherlee by B.N.K March 15, 2017

heatherpleather 

a prepubescent white boy who has a tiny i mean TINY penis and because he is white it is very soft. He likes to make fun of other races to make himself feel better about his very small and very soft penis.
Dang look at all these racist posts heatherpleather has posted...i can conclude he has a very small and soft white penis.
heatherpleather by trebully November 12, 2009

Heatherberry

The Heatherberry is a campagne drink with a few spashes of cranberry juice. Kind of like a mimosa, but with cranberry juice...and more champagne.
You "Hey, can i get a heatherberry?"
Waitress "A Heatherberry??"
You "Yes, a glass of champagne with a spash of cranberry juice"
Waitress "Oh thats what they are called?!"
You "UM...Yes"
Heatherberry by lkhanson0 June 14, 2011

Heatherbear 

The most amazing person in the world. A girl named heather who's both cuddly and ferocious. Generally a wonderful compliment.
Oh Heatherbear I love you so much
Heatherbear by Cepappa February 9, 2008

Heathering 

A verb describing the act of doing nothing while waiting for something else to do or when your work is caught up and you're just chilling. Mostly used in the work setting.
Jessica can you help me with something?
Sure I'm just heathering!

You are so efficient!! You've been heathering all day!

I don't know why I'm so tired. I've been heathering all day!
Heathering by Misanthropist123 June 18, 2013

Weatherize 

To prepare oneself for the outdoors by adding or removing layers of clothing.

In wintertime, the word "winterize" may be used, instead, to more specifically define the act of preparing oneself for the cold winter weather outside by putting on one's coat, hat, scarf, boots, and/or gloves.
Sam and his friends are about to go outdoors, but he hasn't finished getting himself ready clothing-wise.

Sam to his friends: "Hold on guys... I still need to weatherize!"
Weatherize by supernova4 December 23, 2011
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