Ho 5-0

Undercover policewoman dressed as a prostitute. From ho short form of whore, and 5-0 slang for police.

Girl walking up to car: Hey big boy, you want a good time?
Guy in car: Mos definitely, how much green you askin? I got a fitty right here girl...
Girl: Yeah? Well tonight's not your lucky night buster'cos I'm a cop and you're under arrest.
Guy: Damn ho 5-0!

by PappyDW August 14, 2007

ho'mance

The female equivilent of a bromance. Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight females.

Aubrey and Caitlin are the best of friends...they do everything together. They eat, go to the bathroom, shop, talk, and occasionally sleep together...every man around then secretly wonders if they've ever made out...they have a trademark ho'mance.

by AubreyBug January 8, 2010

Ho-bag

The term used to describe a carrier of MANY sexual diseases, often dipicted in the form of Prostitutes, or sluts in everyone's class/office/place of business.

" Man, that bitch was such a fuckin' ho-bag, I think I got crabs."

by Carlo November 26, 2003

Ho ass shit

Something really fucked up.

Oh my God!!!! Did you see that lady spit a quarter out of her vagina? That was some ho ass shit.

or

Dude.....stop giving the dog a red rocket. That's some ho ass shit!

by Rahschoe January 6, 2008

HO SNAP

Like "Oh Snap!"

Only cooler.

Charlie: You can't say the d word
Chuck: Dog!
Daisy: HO SNAP! HE JUST DID
Fred: Owned

by Charlie Felts November 28, 2007

Ho Mann

The name that those of us who go to Horace Mann affectionately call our school. Those attending lesser schools call us Ho Mann thinking that it might offend us, but instead it doesn't, and just boosts our gleaming confidence even more. Learn from that.

I love Ho Mann so much, it's good thing my parents love me. And we have a clock tower.

by HMer April 30, 2005

ho bags

when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and he’s grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says “can I get your bags sir” and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.

Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in

by williet hughnot January 9, 2020