Alternative Facts

Double speak to avoid the synonym "lying" in professional conversation. The antonym of actual facts.

Donald Trump enjoys citing alternative facts in his press conferences.

by SunPatch January 22, 2017

alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

i-factor

The perpetual and unfailing insanity ("i") of females of all ages, races, creeds, colors, religions, sexual orientations, and other dispositional differentiators, without exception.

"Man, 100% of girls are just crazy. Every last one of them, I swear."

"Dealin' with some of that i-factor lately?"

by Pete Calleri February 8, 2008

tool factory

Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed.

Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.

by ceterisparibus December 3, 2005

factory settings

1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.

I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.

by riemannslost0 February 4, 2020

Factish

The telling of a story or a lie using some truths to make it fact-ish.

Or only telling enough of a real event to make it believable in order to cover what really happened.

Or a complete fabrication of a story using partial facts to make a real event more interesting.

Dude! that story you told last night about that time we went to the river was total B.S.
Nah... some of it happened.

Ahhh....it was factish...;-)

by Roido October 13, 2011

Factual Bet

It is an actual fact that is used as a bet. Or can be used to compare something

"Parker you look really nice today and thats a factual bet" " Coach it's a factual bet that I will do my homework" " It is a factual bet that tigers have strips"

by Voteforfactualbet February 14, 2019