Flex

Claiming you are the shit

Jack: I go to bed at 8
Jill:I go to bed at nine suck my penis
Jack: Jill you do not have a penis
Jill: nobody gives a fuck and stop flexing your penis

by One guy December 6, 2018

Big flex

Having sex with someone's ex in order to show dominance.

Dude, Jake just big flexed on James.

by wynggoy February 18, 2021

Flex

verb. To flex someone

"Last night I flexed this absolute babe",or "She was definately down for the flex"

by G January 8, 2004

flex master

mastering the ability to chop

Cot damn! You're quite the flex master!

by ¥az August 26, 2003

Weird flex but okay

Used as a response to someone who is lowkey flexing about something but at the same time doesn’t really want to make it look too obvious about it.

Guy 1 : Dude, the other day at the gym I found that I could lift way more than the average person could which makes me pretty fucking strong to be honest. But at the same time, not as much as world class lifters though. So, no big deal, just saying you know.

Guy 2 : Weird flex but okay.

by Olly Oliver December 29, 2018

Flex

Verb: "The intention of having sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, purely for pleasure and with no post-sex intention for a relationship"

Dude(1): That chicks pretty dyno!
Dude(2): Yeah man id definitely flex her

by shaggs11 June 18, 2009

super-flex

a term for attacking someone on a couch while you are standing. simply scream super-flex!, smack your elbow twice, jump up and pile drive your target with that elbow. if necessary, repeat several times. useful for entertainment purposes when with a bunch of guys.

Chuck: Super-Flex! (smack smack)
Taylor: NOOO!

by Steven Lasse January 13, 2009